Our new apartment!
Saturday was our big move day and although we had minimal help and we didn’t think out tired limps could carry one more fucking box- we did it… oh shit we did it! Our biggest obstacle was probably the Uhaul, as David couldn’t maneuver the beast for the life of him. So I apologize to the car and fence and all the other drivers that we dinged or pissed off while moving! We opted to leave our couch as getting it through our new kitchen would have been a nightmare, besides the couch was a sperm encrusted ashtray anyway and its time for a new start, though after i made a makeshift pillow and blanket love nest on the floor last night, using boxes and awesome scout skills (not that I was ever a scout but I am extremely crafty), I regretted our choice to leave the disgustingly beautiful couch just a bit.
This apartment is phenomenal and as i type i am flooded with sunshine from the mid morning beams, the beams of light that both me and all my plants need to survive. Conveniently the bedroom where David still sleeps is so far away from the living room that I can listen to my answer bitch podcast (at a reasonable volume:) and he can’t hear it at all… just lovely!
So given that we moved absolutely no food I need to do some grocery shopping today, and once I dress myself I must do that, given that the store is no longer across the alley I can no longer go in my underwear just yet… though once I’m a little more comfortable in our new surroundings I am sure that all the locals will know me as the one who wears little clothes!
So, with all that said, have a beautiful fucking day, and if possible, include some beautiful fucking in it and I will do the same.
xoxoxoxox- Morgana


