Sexy Porn Star, Morgana Moon

so yesterday I was sitting at home, playing around online, when I realized that my package from Eden Fantasys had taken an awful long time to arrive, so I checked the tracking and sure enough it was waiting for me at the post office, supposedly they had left me a litte pink slip, but what the fuck ever- So I throw some shoes on and take the two block walk…

Well this package was addressed to Morgana Moon, which is all well and good, as I do reviews for the site under my stage name which you can see here, but unfortunately my stage name does not match my ID nor does my ID match my address, nor did I have the aforementioned pink slip- so as I stood in the long and tediously boring line I tried to think about just how I was going to go about this…. cursing the Post Man for not just leaving the damn package and wondering if maybe I should just get naked and run about demanding that they give me the lingerie that I knew was hiding in their backroom.

So after a grueling 45 and some odd minutes I walked up to the desk, and began to explain to the lady my situation…

her: “can I see your ID and slip”

Me: ” I don’t have it, i checked online and it said that there had been an attemp to deliver, but i never recieved a notice”

Her: “do you have the email ?”

Me: “No, but i can go home and get it”

she gives me a slight smile and asks for my ID

Her:” are you sure your at the right Post Office”

me: “yes, my address doesn’t match my ID”

she grins, says OK and heads into the back

me: ” but i think it might be under a different name…” I trail off as she turns her back to me. she comes back a few minutes later empty handed. She looks tired and yet still pristine in her pressed dark clothes, she is not wearing the normal PO attire… shes pretty, middle aged African American women, whose kindness and lighthearted customer service i am extremely grateful for.

Her: “you said it might be under a different name?”

Me:” yes… ” I smile slightly

her: “write it down for me, and your address one more time.” I do, and see her mind spin similar to her womanly curves as she walks away. She appears a few minutes later, stirring me from my lean against the counter. She is holding the package, grinning, says : ” under any other circumstances I would not be giving this to you, but…. do you have any mail with this name on it?”

Me: ” well i have a business card, i could show you… ”

Her face lights up, : ” Ok show it to me”

I slightly embarressed at this point , bring out my business card, me all naked, with Morgana Moon printed boldly across the top,  she chuckles slightly, and hands me the package, at this point we’re both a little flustered and giggling like school girls….

her: ” I get it! I see you got a side business, Its cool”

Me: “Thank you, I appreciate it ”

we wish each other a good day and merrily go about our ways-  and I can’t help but laugh all the way home.

So there, thats my monday adventure-

love and kisses to you all!

xoxo- Morgana

ps- whose going to Lolla this weekend???? so stoked to see Tool! god, i’m gonna orgasm all over myself when i see Maynard! maybe i’ll see you bitches there! and then perhaps at Dahlias party?